ونحن نحب كامب صوي - Your Top 10 Reasons Why We Love Camp Soy

Give it your best shot. I will decide upon the winner. And as judge, jury, and...er...winner-picker I will take on the identity of an Israeli and decide based on absolutely no rules at all. I will choose illogically and at random. Each person's entries will undergo no scrutiny, but those who do not enter will be penalized and will have background checks performed on them. Failure to comply will result in no fine but complication may ensue for those who do comply.
Good luck; both in your entries and in entertaining thoughts about making aliyah.