Monday, February 20, 2006

Is it Ohd Yishama or Od Yishama? يا حبيبي :

Well another seforim saleswoman, or, appealing to the undercover PC people (much like the VC) salesperson, has been smitten by the dust. You know that dust seems to be everywhere; must be eViL dust. המבין יבין.
In other news the Seforim sale has been hitting the high 90's and it appears as if the putrid smell of rotting meat has been attracting parasites...
And what is this I hear about the insipidity of Seforim Sale staff; has a plague of jejuness been visited upon the happy, bubbly counselors of Camp SOY? אני לא מקבל...
Anyone else wondering what EphShap is still doing at the sale?
We'll see just how many people have been watching this blog by the rate of response. My guess puts Josh in 1st place, Diana in 2nd, and myself in 3rd. Bengy, of course, won't post until after there have been a couple of posting rounds.
Hasta luego!
-WillWorkForANonCoedSaleIHateYouCJF

36 Comments:

Blogger Josh said...

Correct. But why so cryptic?

7:12 PM  
Blogger Inmymind said...

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11:26 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

WOW, Diana is #2...this is sick.... First is the worst, second is the best...that's all you need to know! BTW, I'm gonna have to go with josh and wonder why it's so cryptic....

11:27 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Weren't sure whether to post as InMyMind or DianaNow? Does no-one realize that Clark Kent is Superman? Finkel is Einhorn!

11:51 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

We just got free pizza in the lounge, but i found out it's from CJF. Must be some sort of Trojan horse - they're trying to take down my defenses, they're trying to espouse camaraderie. They think there can be peace, friendship, a truce. But i don't dance with the devil. They probably had a co-ed mission to the pizza store to pick up the pizza...
And the underpinnings of pas akum begin to make sense...

12:03 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Wow, you guys have forged new paths in blah.

6:51 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

just outta curiosity, did any of the hebrew or arabic come out on this post? or is it just a bunch of boxes?

7:06 PM  
Blogger pRiNcEsSdIaNa said...

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4:51 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

Looks like arabic mushkabbable -- being that I'm not proficient in that language -- I'm having a bit of a hard time making it out. Can you help?

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Fartscroll said...

Speaking of CJF and pizza, have you noticed that CJF (Camp Joel Fun) has actually been advertising on pizza boxes? No joke, check it out: http://www.flickr.com/photos/79202462@N00/103484686/

As for the question about ephshap at the sale-

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11:44 PM  
Blogger Seth said...

Why did you write Ya Habibi in Arabic? What does that have to do with the appropriate transliteration of 'Od Yishama'? And what the heck is your post talking about? I don't think cryptic is a really good description. It's more like - "what?"

3:03 PM  
Blogger The Town Crier said...

There is life outside of the seforim sale, my children.

7:37 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

Eph- if there is life outside the sale, where is it?

6:21 PM  
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7:08 AM  
Blogger theFAVORITE said...

Alas, to be so predictable…

I was actually thinking of not posting at all just to prove Mr. Tabak wrong, but where’s the fun in that!? Also, a much better opportunity has presented itself and I can accomplish my goal AND post a response!

It’s jejuneness.

Ahh, to have my cake and eat it too…

12:55 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Come on, let's be honest princess, it's not really about having your cake and eating it too; it's about eating your cake, throwing it up so you can stay thin, and then having it in its changed form.
In any case, consult the Brits on this famous idiom.

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is tabak dating?

2:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is tabak dating

2:38 AM  
Blogger pRiNcEsSdIaNa said...

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11:39 PM  
Blogger pRiNcEsSdIaNa said...

Wait a second...that's really specific spam...smells like...eViL

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Frummer said...

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12:24 PM  
Blogger Inmymind said...

What are you scared of Tabak? Maybe you are dating....and then what? We'll have to broadcast that on Campsoy...oh wait..it already has been. Welcome to the shidduch world. hope your journey is short and pleasant and you meet the right one and ask her to marry you on campsoy...so we can all watch and tease you like crazy ;-)

2:36 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Nothing was broadcast, you eViL woman, because:
1) I never answered the question.
2) The question was phrased first as a question and then as a statement, and under Subsection C, Rule 409 of CampSOY Code LXVI it clearly states that anything phrased in such a manner qualifies as spam. All material contained therein should be disregarded by the jury.
I will only consider answering the question should the author present him/herself.
I appreciate the b'rachah.
Ciao.

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

answer the question-
TABAK, are you dating?

9:25 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Since you refuse to identify yourself, I will fain quote my good buddy Yitz Leeb'm'n: "iss irrel'van".

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tabak-
Want a clue?

12:06 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Why not?

2:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clue #1:
Correct. But why so cryptic?

12:33 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

There's absolutely no way that you're Josh. Josh hates anonymity in blogging too much to hide behind the ubiquitous pseudonym. If you are Josh then you're acting hypocritical and strange: why hide your identity when you're always pushing the real you out there?

My hunch is that it's Bengy; however, I'm willing to be patient for more clues.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clue #2:
You have to tear kriyah at the Kotel

11:16 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

*gasp* The clues point AWAY from Bengy...oh man, this isn't looking good...
Josh, how could you? How could you not just ask normally (i.e., in person) and, if in the blogosphere, not ask as Josh?
I am shocked and appalled, to say the least.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

clue #3;
*gasp* it's not josh

12:35 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

In light of clue 3, I'm trying to decipher clue 1. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I'll assume it was just a red herring. Clue 2 seems to say that you must be a Chicaaaaagoan, or have connections to one, particularly in the SKokie area. I'm thinking Marks. Tzarich iyyun.

12:23 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

No clue quip?

4:07 PM  
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