Hel-lo every-ba-day, itsa me, Mario!
Well gee, it's been a long time, but it seems like there really are no updates.
Shmulik is still at YU.
Diana is still working at the sale.
Josh is still...being Josh.
The princess is still making amazing food.
And I am still at YU.
Reads kind of like a "where will they be in 2020" yearbook page...
posted by WillWorkForFood @ 1:34 AM
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hi everybody!
Moo. Moo. Moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo. Moo. Moo? Moo! Moo...moo?!
Moo?
But of course!
will you be at the soy sfarim sale? i'll be wearing a pleated skirt and black flats...
I knew my mooing would woo you back.
I'll be wearing a Stetson and a bowtie. You might consider wearing a carnation, though I'm sure no-one else will be suited up in a similar macabre getup so you'll be easy to spot. You might also consider wearing a blouse, otherwise the solemnizing effects of your dress may be invalidated by many rabbonim in Israel.
i was there motzei shabbos...where were you?
Well I saw EphShap on motzaei shabbos, so there.
Is anonymous the same as secret? Not very creative if you ask me.
is tabak dating?
is tabak dating
Touchè.
does it bother you that anonymous knows exactly who you are...and you have no idea who anonymous is?
I believe you asked me that in the past, and the answer was no. Last time I checked my head I don't think that it had changed.
What does strike me as strange is that you seem to revel in having the upper hand, so to speak. Equally curious is your infatuation with my dating life.
Also, if you don't want to sound egotistical you probably shouldn't speak about yourself in the third person.
are you familiar with YU Connect?
are you familiar with Rabbi Kalinsky?
Does the above statement imply that I should be contacting Rabbi Kalinsky/ how do you know I haven't already?
Chad?
Will you be gracing Chicago with your presence as a member of the YU Summer Kollel 2008?
That depends on whether they tell me they're paying me one amount and then decide not to pay it.
whatever happened to learning lishma? maybe this isn't shayach...
אם אין קמח אין תורה
I surrender.
Does that mean you will reveal your identity? Because those are part of the terms of surrendering.
Ok. The rules are as follows.
You can ask 5 questions. Each will get a response.
When you are ready, you have 3 guesses.
Good Luck.
Are you older or younger than me?
Younger.
Are you Shmulik Rosenberg?
No, and that counts as one of your three guesses.
What yeshiva/seminary in Israel did you attend?
In order to preserve some amount of dignity in all of this, I will divulge only little bits of information: I went to seminary in Bayit Vegan. Hope that suffices.
If I knew anything about seminaries and their locations your appeal to dignity would probably make more sense. Fortunately or unfortunately, Depending on which world you are from, I know nothing about either. In other words, saying you were in Bayit VeGan means nothing to me.
Next question: from where do I know you?
Seminaries in Bayit VeGan: Afikei Torah, Chochmos Lev, Darchei Binah, Midreshet Moriah, Michlala, Meohr Bais Yaakov, Nishmat, Shaalvim, Seminar.
I did not refrain from detail out of embarrassment, so your lack of seminary knowledge is neither fortunate nor unfortunate.
And in answer to your third question: YU summer kollel in Skokie. Thought that was obvious.
Hmmm, I don't remember meeting someone who matches your background from the YU summer kollel in Skokie. Sorry. Aside from the Jamaican lady who worked in the Or Torah kitchen I didn't have much contact with the female element of the community. So I guess at this point I won't be able to figure out who you are.
So for my last two questions:
1) Why are you on this website?
2) Why are you stalking me? Because if you're married then that's weird, and if you're not then it's also odd...
If we're ever set up, do I have to reveal myself?
I'm sorry to say that such a prospect is highly unlikely.
So you want to date Tabak....
I hear he only dates Stern girls...
Well written article.
Tabak is dating!!!
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