Sunday, August 26, 2007

Hel-lo every-ba-day, itsa me, Mario!

Well gee, it's been a long time, but it seems like there really are no updates.

Shmulik is still at YU.

Diana is still working at the sale.

Josh is still...being Josh.

The princess is still making amazing food.

And I am still at YU.

Reads kind of like a "where will they be in 2020" yearbook page...

38 Comments:

Anonymous Fartscroll said...

hi everybody!

1:15 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Moo. Moo. Moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo. Moo. Moo? Moo! Moo...moo?!

10:07 AM  
Anonymous secret.... said...

Moo?

9:03 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

But of course!

10:25 PM  
Anonymous secret.... said...

will you be at the soy sfarim sale? i'll be wearing a pleated skirt and black flats...

7:11 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

I knew my mooing would woo you back.

I'll be wearing a Stetson and a bowtie. You might consider wearing a carnation, though I'm sure no-one else will be suited up in a similar macabre getup so you'll be easy to spot. You might also consider wearing a blouse, otherwise the solemnizing effects of your dress may be invalidated by many rabbonim in Israel.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was there motzei shabbos...where were you?

5:17 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Well I saw EphShap on motzaei shabbos, so there.

Is anonymous the same as secret? Not very creative if you ask me.

10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is tabak dating?

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is tabak dating

12:45 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Touchè.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does it bother you that anonymous knows exactly who you are...and you have no idea who anonymous is?

11:27 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

I believe you asked me that in the past, and the answer was no. Last time I checked my head I don't think that it had changed.

What does strike me as strange is that you seem to revel in having the upper hand, so to speak. Equally curious is your infatuation with my dating life.

Also, if you don't want to sound egotistical you probably shouldn't speak about yourself in the third person.

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you familiar with YU Connect?

12:09 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

are you familiar with Rabbi Kalinsky?

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the above statement imply that I should be contacting Rabbi Kalinsky/ how do you know I haven't already?

12:19 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Chad?

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will you be gracing Chicago with your presence as a member of the YU Summer Kollel 2008?

12:06 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

That depends on whether they tell me they're paying me one amount and then decide not to pay it.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whatever happened to learning lishma? maybe this isn't shayach...

7:16 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

אם אין קמח אין תורה

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I surrender.

11:16 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Does that mean you will reveal your identity? Because those are part of the terms of surrendering.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok. The rules are as follows.
You can ask 5 questions. Each will get a response.
When you are ready, you have 3 guesses.
Good Luck.

4:29 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Are you older or younger than me?

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Younger.

12:34 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Are you Shmulik Rosenberg?

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, and that counts as one of your three guesses.

4:45 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

What yeshiva/seminary in Israel did you attend?

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In order to preserve some amount of dignity in all of this, I will divulge only little bits of information: I went to seminary in Bayit Vegan. Hope that suffices.

11:49 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

If I knew anything about seminaries and their locations your appeal to dignity would probably make more sense. Fortunately or unfortunately, Depending on which world you are from, I know nothing about either. In other words, saying you were in Bayit VeGan means nothing to me.

Next question: from where do I know you?

1:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seminaries in Bayit VeGan: Afikei Torah, Chochmos Lev, Darchei Binah, Midreshet Moriah, Michlala, Meohr Bais Yaakov, Nishmat, Shaalvim, Seminar.
I did not refrain from detail out of embarrassment, so your lack of seminary knowledge is neither fortunate nor unfortunate.

And in answer to your third question: YU summer kollel in Skokie. Thought that was obvious.

12:45 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Hmmm, I don't remember meeting someone who matches your background from the YU summer kollel in Skokie. Sorry. Aside from the Jamaican lady who worked in the Or Torah kitchen I didn't have much contact with the female element of the community. So I guess at this point I won't be able to figure out who you are.

So for my last two questions:

1) Why are you on this website?

2) Why are you stalking me? Because if you're married then that's weird, and if you're not then it's also odd...

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we're ever set up, do I have to reveal myself?

10:46 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

I'm sorry to say that such a prospect is highly unlikely.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous TheShaddchan said...

So you want to date Tabak....

I hear he only dates Stern girls...

12:23 AM  
Anonymous Zilli said...

Well written article.

12:10 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Tabak is dating!!!

9:26 AM  

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