Monday, April 04, 2005

El Presidente de Un Manojo del Perdedores: ¿Dónde Está Su Lealtad?

In an earlier post, Josh toyed with the idea that this forum would be a good place for "legions" of Shmulik adherents to unanimously declare their faith and allegiance to El Presidente (del futuro).
Where did Josh go wrong? Not only has no-one commented on Josh's post, but I don't think I've heard anything positive about Shmulik so far! (Well I might be to blame for that but I don't think I've said anything negative per se; just that shmulik's a robot.) I guess I'll just have to be dan l'kaf z'chus that it's pashut that everone wants Shmulik to be president. Or that no-one really cares about SOY elections (my personal shitah). Or that no-one knows when SOY elections are. Or that we all want Diana to beat Shmulik. Oh, and Diana, if you're not running, you should run just to spite Shmulik.
Toodles.

8 Comments:

Blogger DianaNOW said...

The boys uptown would only wish that there should be a female such as myself as president -- heck, I'd have a chauffer (I think i spelled it right, a few personal secreteries and of course a gimp named Shmulik who would do my every command -- oh wait, he already does that!

2:33 AM  
Blogger TheYoungerSister said...

Alright, I'm new to this, though Diana did tell me way back when in March that there was a blog for all of us Camp Soy buddies. How suprised I am that this thing actually took off! After spending long hours reading up on the hock, I realized that we shouldn't be fighting over whether or not to show our hakarat hatov to YU, but we should definitely show some towards our great director, Shmulik. He is the one that allowed all of this to happen... Though I wonder if we would all be saner people without our Seforim Sale experiences. Either way, kudos to you, Shmulik!

2:53 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Diana-
I'm not into bubble-bursting but 'chauffEur' is spelled like so, and "secretAries" like so.
Oh, and gimp means someone with a limp, is that what you meant? So did you mean shmulik will limp around doing your "every command", or that Shmulik would be your personal slave, subservient to every beck and call that you make?
Either way, you should be president and Shmulik should write your speeches.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Josh said...

"We want Diana, We want DianaNOW!"

Rumor has it that is the Chabad Club's new niggun/campaign jingle. Everyone knows that all YU guys are looking for that special woman to tell them what to do the rest of their lives. So who wouldn't vote for Benny? (Other than her arch nemesis, the toenail painting Bengy.)

1:42 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

First of all -- Tabak -- PLEASE understand and note what time I wrote my comment -- 2:33!! Sheesh -- cut me some slack here! And yes, Shmulik should answer to my every beck and call.

So to all of my supporters -- I apologize for the spelling mistakes in my previous comment, I won't ever let it happen again!

Josh, I guess this goes back to my abusive behavior ya? and also, Chabad!?!?!? Benny and Bengy are SEFARDI!!!!!! Morrocan to be precise!

8:17 PM  
Blogger theFAVORITE said...

¡Muy bueno el título! Sin embargo, pienso que la mayoría no entendía el insulto. Lo que nos lleva a hacer la vieja pregunta philisophica: ¿si hago una broma, mas no hay nadie para oírla, era él realmente divertido?

8:35 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Um yes, I think it was still amusing for the 2 of us, don't you?
It's not like no-one was there to hear it; I pity the lonely tree whose cries for assistance go unheard...

9:53 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

What is it about sefardi women that make them so irristable? Their sense of humor? Their fashion sense? The draw of a girl that doesn't speak English?

9:52 AM  

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