Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Kick into High Gear

I thought I'd throw out a fun little question. It's participatory, so feel free to buzz in...

What should we do with the profit from this year's Sale? Some ideas to kick it off...

1) Sponsor a golf outing for YU students
2) Start our own publishing house
3) Dedicate the Beis Medrash on the Beren Campus
4) Buy Josh a life


Blogger DianaNOW said...

Ok -- Umm -- let's say these are all REALLY bad ideas...

1)Golf!? What are we 70 and retired?
2)Publishing -- Way too responsible for any of us (ok, maybe shmulik could handle it)
3)Umm -- we don't sponsor femenazis!
4)No amount of money would be able to buy Josh a life -- I mean please, who we kidding here?!

9:14 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

OK, dianaNOW, maybe you missed the focus, but the ideas was to come up with ideas, not bash mine. Given, mine were very weak. The ideas sounded a lot better during Shemonah Esrei when I thought of them. And hopefully, when I'm feeling more creative, I'll submit new ones. But at least I wouldn't do anything dorky like you would with the money, like buy the world's largest Mechitza!

10:20 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

With regards to numero tres:
They don't need a beis because they somehow end up in Muss. I know the rumor was debunked in the Incubator, but I was there, it was 1200am, she was learning, and her perfume had an intense smothering effect, almost causing the fire alarm to sound.

Additional suggestions:
5) Purchase food for hard-working seforim salesmen/saleswomen: A happy and productive worker is a non-ravenous worker.
6) Pay YU the amount of money they receive from their tuition (which can't be THAT much) and deport those Frenchies the heck outta here.
7) Construct and install a giant glass screen in front of the Belfer wind tunnel; that way we can at least appreciate whatever plant life is purported to be growing in the Hanging Gardens of YU without having to fear for our lives.
8) Whose brilliant idea was it to fill a building where people sit all day studying with wooden chairs? New chairs are most definitely in order.
9) Since it's blatantly apparent that Shmulik needs an immediate, intense form of liposuction, and that his Botox injection is wearing off, I think we have just the right amount of revenue to pay the insurance co-pay.

10:44 PM  
Blogger Orlee said...

10.I think that the money should be allotted to getting new shuttles uptown for the girls. There is no reason why we have to sit and be a part of a video game. Furthermore, why should the girls who are committed Seforim sale workers be forced to endure the Shmulik Rosenberg, hi I'm an 80 yr. old Florida driver cab service. There should be leather seats in the shuttles and very smooth rides. Wait... forget about shuttles the girls should have a private jet with all the money accrued.

3:47 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

Getting better-

How about buying Padded Wagon his own wheels?

Or fixing the leaky overhang in front of Morg?

Or buying plane tickets for all of Stern to Miama - one way?

9:36 PM  

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