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single male looking for a ride back from baltimore at the finis de yom tov
please inform
gut moeid
posted by WillWorkForFood @ 8:32 AM
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005
please inform
gut moeid
18 Comments:
Tabak - Ask for single females, not a ride. In Baltimore, those come with real (Shadchan's) gelt.
DianaNow - Just a suggestion. And are you comparing Tabak to Shmulik?
You know, even with all your blabbering I still don't have a ride.
And Josh, Shmulik's not a good boy, just an uneducated boy, so the comparison is over before it starts. Btw, do you get the gelt if you break off the engagement? When exactly does payment occur?
Oh wow, is that a Shmulik post?! Well welcome back buddy-o!
The blog has missed your serious tone; you know, Shmulik, despite what it may seem, the blog is not real life (i.e. apologies are unnecessary).
Where's my ride?!
Hmm, so Tabak has no ride, Shmulik has no free lunch, and Diana has no cashiers. That's what this blog is really about. Comiserating over our communal lack of everything...until next year's sale brings us redemption, B'Meheirah UV'Yameinu, amein.
www.Amtrak.com
www.monseytoursheimishebus.info
www.hitchhikersguidetothefrumgalaxy.com
Those weren't even real websites. You can fool us Camp SOY people once, twice, and maybe even three times, but hey shame on you. Find a tougher game to play; don't pick on the simple folk.
funny, i actually just booked a ticket on amtrak.com. perhaps you need to shutdown those parental controls or something.
Hey, I said you can fool us. You don't know how many hoops I had to jump through to get access to that website with all the pop-up windows I had to maneuver around. Who can use that much Viagra anyways?!? Plus, I've been waiting for Amtrak to shut down for years. I guess it was just wishful thinking.
Ah, phone tag can be so much fun. Why didn't you pick up your phone again? And why couldn't you answer to this post earlier?
Oh, and I took a nice Amtrak business train back, and it was pretty empty. It's a good thing all the shifty baltimorians can't afford the train...though once you get off the train you're back on the subway with the same shady people...
Makes sense, but if you ask Shmulik I'm sure he can refer you to the surgeon that surgically attached his multiple phones to his cyborg body. Try pulling a phone off his belt and see what happens...
As for the traditional method of human interaction that you were apparently steeped in over pesach, keep it up; the modern world seems to be forgetting and possibly even frowning upon this tried-and-true avenue of relating to others of our species.
I cannot agree more...after our daily meeting I would have to walk around with an inescapable white afterimage on the back of my retina the entire day...
Tabak, are you mocking the effects of Diana's frum tan? I agree. I think if Diana would just ask theFavorite which bottle she gets her tan in, everything could be pretty much colored over smoothly. No use scaring the kids with those white lines.
The Favorite - maybe you just didn't realize it was your cell phone. Blondes are so much fun. And something need not be physically attached to feel the vibrations. Having a phone in a pocket or purse should have the same effect as having it implanted.
Interesting extrapolation Josh, I could not agree more; however, the recognition of such latent implications in my statement were at best relegated to my unconscious.
Any pre-meds here want to curtly explain colored-pairs as interpreted by the brain? It's not seeing white that leaves a white afterimage on the retina...try again Josh.
Oh, and no need to rank on the fave, a liberal interpretation of her defensive statement is that her phone isn't on her person at all times; I know, I know, it may seem strange to you Josh, but some people leave their phone at home and then go do stuff outside. This may be hard to understand when one's past has him so heavily involved in SOY and hocking. Oh, and if a phone's in a purse, i can see how you might not realize it's ringing, I consider myself of pretty sound senses (no pun intended) and sometimes my phone is sitting on my desk and I dont' realize it's vibrating, you would think it should make more noise, but alas! it just doesn't.
TheFavorite - I'm going to try and steer away from the whole "vibrations" thing. Tabak - as far as the retina is concerned, you are correct. I was not fully prepared for the image you were presenting. Nor do I think I am prepared for DianaNow's image (post-Florida).
You should know that unlike all of you hockers and wannabe hockers, I have no cell phone. So no matter where I am, the only ringing I hear is that constant buzz in my head. But I wouldn't know what it's like to miss a call. But back in the day, I was able to hear the vibrations of a cell phone through the floors of my house. I'd be in the basement and I'd sense the vibrations and head up to the second floor in time to answer the call. Now if only I could connect with girls like I was able to do with my cell...
And i thought you were trying to steer AWAY from the whole vibrations thing...
Btw, you're famous, you're on Shmulik's website. Speaking of that website, who put up those lame pictures?
WillWorkForFood - I've tried many things and failed. And you have it backwards; Shmulik is famous- I'm on his website.
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