Tuesday, April 26, 2005

*ahem* posting...posting...1...2...3...

single male looking for a ride back from baltimore at the finis de yom tov
please inform
gut moeid

27 Comments:

Blogger Josh said...

Tabak - Ask for single females, not a ride. In Baltimore, those come with real (Shadchan's) gelt.

10:09 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

Josh, just because you're looking for single females, doesn't necesarily mean Tabak is. He's a good boy, unlike some others we know...

1:41 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

DianaNow - Just a suggestion. And are you comparing Tabak to Shmulik?

6:40 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

You know, even with all your blabbering I still don't have a ride.

And Josh, Shmulik's not a good boy, just an uneducated boy, so the comparison is over before it starts. Btw, do you get the gelt if you break off the engagement? When exactly does payment occur?

8:04 PM  
Blogger No view from koma 5 said...

L'Achar Maaseh. No one prepays.

9:55 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

Shmulik, don't you wish the Seforim Sale would work like that? have everyone just pre-pay? but then we wouldn't need cashiers.... I don't know if we could have a Seforim Sale without our girls (and sometimes boys) asking, "what's your phone number?"

1:04 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Oh wow, is that a Shmulik post?! Well welcome back buddy-o!
The blog has missed your serious tone; you know, Shmulik, despite what it may seem, the blog is not real life (i.e. apologies are unnecessary).

Where's my ride?!

11:13 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

Hmm, so Tabak has no ride, Shmulik has no free lunch, and Diana has no cashiers. That's what this blog is really about. Comiserating over our communal lack of everything...until next year's sale brings us redemption, B'Meheirah UV'Yameinu, amein.

7:35 PM  
Anonymous fartscrool said...

www.Amtrak.com
www.monseytoursheimishebus.info
www.hitchhikersguidetothefrumgalaxy.com

9:58 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

Fartscrool, thanx for the tips but I think the point of the ride was FREE...

10:17 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

Those weren't even real websites. You can fool us Camp SOY people once, twice, and maybe even three times, but hey shame on you. Find a tougher game to play; don't pick on the simple folk.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Fartscroll said...

funny, i actually just booked a ticket on amtrak.com. perhaps you need to shutdown those parental controls or something.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

Hey, I said you can fool us. You don't know how many hoops I had to jump through to get access to that website with all the pop-up windows I had to maneuver around. Who can use that much Viagra anyways?!? Plus, I've been waiting for Amtrak to shut down for years. I guess it was just wishful thinking.

7:47 PM  
Blogger theFAVORITE said...

willworkforfood - TAG! YOU'RE IT! hope the bus ride with the bal'morons wasn't too bad...

Josh - amtrak will never shut down because there are some who happen to think it's a great idea to use tax payers money to bail them out of bankruptcy... over and over and over again... not that I'm complaining - royalty doesn't pay taxes...

11:24 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Ah, phone tag can be so much fun. Why didn't you pick up your phone again? And why couldn't you answer to this post earlier?

Oh, and I took a nice Amtrak business train back, and it was pretty empty. It's a good thing all the shifty baltimorians can't afford the train...though once you get off the train you're back on the subway with the same shady people...

12:02 AM  
Blogger theFAVORITE said...

I heard you (read you?) once... I miss many phone calls due to the fact that my phone only works on vibrate. Since my phone is not physically attached to me at all times (I know this is not the case with some individuals), I'm not always aware that it is vibrating.
As for not answering the post earlier... I was having fun interacting with family and friend in the old fashioned way - without the use of a keyboard and screen.

12:03 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Makes sense, but if you ask Shmulik I'm sure he can refer you to the surgeon that surgically attached his multiple phones to his cyborg body. Try pulling a phone off his belt and see what happens...

As for the traditional method of human interaction that you were apparently steeped in over pesach, keep it up; the modern world seems to be forgetting and possibly even frowning upon this tried-and-true avenue of relating to others of our species.

12:50 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

Tabak, I thank G-d everyday(since I've known you) that G-d created modern inventions such as the computer and telephone. Interacting with you in person on a daily basis would surely cause harm to my well being. So...Long live computers!!

10:24 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

I cannot agree more...after our daily meeting I would have to walk around with an inescapable white afterimage on the back of my retina the entire day...

6:42 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

Tabak, are you mocking the effects of Diana's frum tan? I agree. I think if Diana would just ask theFavorite which bottle she gets her tan in, everything could be pretty much colored over smoothly. No use scaring the kids with those white lines.

The Favorite - maybe you just didn't realize it was your cell phone. Blondes are so much fun. And something need not be physically attached to feel the vibrations. Having a phone in a pocket or purse should have the same effect as having it implanted.

7:20 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Interesting extrapolation Josh, I could not agree more; however, the recognition of such latent implications in my statement were at best relegated to my unconscious.
Any pre-meds here want to curtly explain colored-pairs as interpreted by the brain? It's not seeing white that leaves a white afterimage on the retina...try again Josh.

Oh, and no need to rank on the fave, a liberal interpretation of her defensive statement is that her phone isn't on her person at all times; I know, I know, it may seem strange to you Josh, but some people leave their phone at home and then go do stuff outside. This may be hard to understand when one's past has him so heavily involved in SOY and hocking. Oh, and if a phone's in a purse, i can see how you might not realize it's ringing, I consider myself of pretty sound senses (no pun intended) and sometimes my phone is sitting on my desk and I dont' realize it's vibrating, you would think it should make more noise, but alas! it just doesn't.

11:13 PM  
Blogger theFAVORITE said...

josh - indeed, blonds are fun. As for bottled tans, they leave streaks. The best thing to do is go to a salon and get an airbrushed tan. Here's an idea -perhaps you should give yourself an extreme make-over; go blond and turn your pasty white complexion to a nice golden one (live up to that last name of yours!).
"something need not be physically attached to feel the vibrations" - I think I learned that in my Philosophy class, or maybe it was the Beach boys... regardless, I don't think either of them were refering to cell phones.
Read willworkforfood's previous comment - suprisingly, he seems to pick up on things before you do...:)

12:54 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

TheFavorite - I'm going to try and steer away from the whole "vibrations" thing. Tabak - as far as the retina is concerned, you are correct. I was not fully prepared for the image you were presenting. Nor do I think I am prepared for DianaNow's image (post-Florida).

You should know that unlike all of you hockers and wannabe hockers, I have no cell phone. So no matter where I am, the only ringing I hear is that constant buzz in my head. But I wouldn't know what it's like to miss a call. But back in the day, I was able to hear the vibrations of a cell phone through the floors of my house. I'd be in the basement and I'd sense the vibrations and head up to the second floor in time to answer the call. Now if only I could connect with girls like I was able to do with my cell...

6:56 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

And i thought you were trying to steer AWAY from the whole vibrations thing...
Btw, you're famous, you're on Shmulik's website. Speaking of that website, who put up those lame pictures?

7:08 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

WillWorkForFood - I've tried many things and failed. And you have it backwards; Shmulik is famous- I'm on his website.

11:59 PM  
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