Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Oh master, where art thou?

Eight days have sorrowfully passed,
Since the blog saw Shmulik last;
When his pent-up rage maliciously surfaced,
To attack me was his only purpose.
But, pray tell, whence came he,
to pounce and gnaw so furiously?
And, pray tell, where can be,
Shmulik's mirthful curiosity?
Preemptively assassinated, perhaps,
or taking yuppie power naps?
Crikey's hostage for a day,
frozen in fright, there to stay?
Shmulik may come,
and Shmulik may go,
but Shmulik how we love you so.

15 Comments:

Blogger DianaNOW said...

When you say "Shmulik how we love you so", who exactly is we?! You might miss the guy but I certainly don't!

1:32 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Diana: try "woo-sa" or "SERENITY NOW!".

1:58 AM  
Blogger Shael said...

I prefer the lamaz technique...hee hee hee hoooo

1:34 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

I know this has taken a while, but what a beautiful work of art. Shame on DianaNow for bringing in her bitter spinsterness to her posts.

10:10 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

Whoa, no beating up on the ladies here! I was simply stating a fact!

1:42 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

You CERTAINLY don't miss Shmulik? A little harsh?!? The little guy never hurt anyone. You did the Seforim Sale, no matter how demanding out of your own enjoyment, not because anyone beat you up over it.

6:41 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

Hey! I was basically given no choice! Let's stick to the facts here! And what did Shmulik do!? Need I state that we are in the holiday of Passover? Did you hear about opression!?

7:13 PM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

No...but we've heard about oppression.

7:59 PM  
Blogger No view from koma 5 said...

Nice Willie. Anyway, I can only respond in the words of Shai Agnon sinch I will be taking Eng. Lit. only next year.

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I forgot the spaces.

9:58 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

Sheesh, I always get picked on for those spelling mistakes!

Shmulik, I must say... VERY clever!!

1:06 AM  
Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

Sheesh? Gosh, I wonder where you picked that one up from...

11:07 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

I am detecting something in our fearless leader I didn't know existed- the ability to out-blog Tabak. Shmulik-You're doing a great job making Diana look bad. It's a tough job, but I'm not going to do it. She could beat us all up. Sheesh - I think Shai Agnon wrote something about Opression.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous fartscroll said...

Mr. Rosenberg was busy preparing the mobile office on his campaign jet. Staples (of the heights) is cutting him a special deal on office supplies in anticipation of his future patronage as president of YU.

10:00 PM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

Hey Josh...Is the point of this blog to pick on me or Shmulik -- huh?

10:20 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

DianaNow!- depends on who you ask. I don't think picking on Shmulik has anything to do with Camp. We revere our gods, not mock them. As for you, it's open season.

10:14 PM  

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