Friday, April 01, 2005

the hocker/macher debate

As Benny and I have discussed there IS a huge difference between a hocker and a macher. Now, Benny, if you want to call yourself a hocker, which i might contest, that's all fine and good, i guess, but don't even think of calling me one.....! anyway, i hope you've all recovered from seforim sale '05...i can't figure out if i have, but that could be b/c once it was over, i jumped right into school work [what's that?] and actually tackled some of it. o yeah, i also have a stalker in the "hocker par excellance"! and, btw, for those of you who have never seen Shmulik smile, i guess you just don't know how to work his charm correctly - i even have a record of one! have a good shabbos all!


Blogger WillWorkForFood said...

I'm currently baffled by your post: you seem to be agitated that you are stalked by the "hocker par excellance", and yet, interestingly, you continue to "work his charm". Maybe if you stopped working his charm he'd stop stalking, or do you like being stalked?
In any case, I shouldn't have to "work someone's charm" in order to get them to smile; it's supposed to be a human facial function that manifests itself in a normal person throughout the course of the day.
However, if he's really a cyborg, as i have proposed previously, then this makes sense. It also makes sense that he would have increased smile-responsiveness when "charmed" as to better pass himself off as a real human. Acc. to Josh's theory that he's an alien, this also holds true.

12:14 AM  
Blogger DianaNOW said...

I think with either theory -- we've all come to realize simply that Shmulik is not human -- EMS -- some techniques -- just don't answer to the stalker -- he'll get the point eventually! And remember -- the more he stalks.... the more he's suckering you in for next year -- don't make the same mistake I did!!!

1:12 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

I think we may have to revise our previous theories. It may be entirely false that Shmulik is not Human. In fact, I suspect that a more probable theory is that he is Superhuman. Just think, how else can he do the impossible, getting the administration to pile on the Seforim Sale like it was a pot of Wilf money? Who else could work 24 hour days? Who could get security to make us safe?

6:48 PM  

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